Things I want:

– To go back and time, and have the coffeepot in the coffee maker when I switched it on, so that it will not back up and overflow sludge all over my “office”
– A daily planner
– 24 more hours in the day
– Some Xanax
– Extra arms
– The end of patriarchy
– Some Prozac
– The end of western civilization
– A place to live, with kitchen, bathroom, and bed
– Steel teeth
– Free lifetime supply of pickles
– To relax
– An eye for an eye
– A tooth for a tooth
– Cigarettes that cure cancer
– New work clothes

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