Things I want:
- To go back and time, and have the coffeepot in the coffee maker when I switched it on, so that it will not back up and overflow sludge all over my “office”
- A daily planner
- 24 more hours in the day
- Some Xanax
- Extra arms
- The end of patriarchy
- Some Prozac
- The end of western civilization
- A place to live, with kitchen, bathroom, and bed
- Steel teeth
- Free lifetime supply of pickles
- To relax
- An eye for an eye
- A tooth for a tooth
- Cigarettes that cure cancer
- New work clothes
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